They say there ain’t nothin’ like the real thing. Well, dear… I found something in the meadow today, and I brought it home and please don’t scream when you look in the utility sink… it’s for the kids.
I was out checking one of my geocaches that had recently turned up missing, and besides seeing a groundhog scamper away from me a breakneck speed, I also stumbled onto a white-tailed deer skull with both antlers still intact. I brought it home since it was entirely bug-scoured and nothing but bone and a bit of dirt and mold from being outside for awhile.
I looked up some references on the web for how to clean and preserve animal skulls, but most of them start with “First, scrape off all the remaining flesh…” and include such gems as “…after the head has been soaked, the brain tissue should be broken apart or ‘scrambled’…” Eeek. This one was way beyond those steps, so I just improvised and decided to give it a good soapy soaking after a couple good dousings of Spray & Wash.
The nose is a bit broken up and the lower jaw is missing in action, but there are plenty of teeth still in the upper row. I also just had a dentist appointment this afternoon and got a new toothbrush, so the old one in the medicine cabinet was now scrubbing some Odocoileus virginianus molars. Note to self — toss toothbrush after deer teeth are clean.
My son already brought home a mule deer antler and some articulated cow vertebrae last summer from the area where we were collecting fossils, so my wife shouldn’t go into complete shock — but those antlers sticking up out of the bubbles in the utility sink could definitely catch someone off guard. Let’s just hope my wife sees the educational value of having such a specimen on hand for close study. After all, this is how Teddy Roosevelt got his start as a kid with his self-proclaimed “Roosevelt Museum of Natural History” which was actually his bedroom. How can I deny my own children the wonders of nature?
More rationalizing… Since we can’t collect things like this at National Parks, I had to take it. It might be our only chance to come across a real herbivore skull that didn’t cost us $59.95 plus shipping and handling from edu-bones.com. Oh wait — I think she’s home already. And I was hoping to have it all cleaned up and out of sight before she got home. Drat.
Me: “Hi… (insert pleasantries here) Hey, remember my geocache over behind the department store? Well, I was wandering around trying to find where it went and I found something that I brought home and it’s actually in the utility sink right now, so don’t be surpri…”
Wife: “Oh God, I hope it’s not some critter.”
Me: “Well… it used to be.”

From an NPS press release…
Ever wonder why the Smoky Mountains and Blue Ridge Mountains have those names? The Cherokee referred to their mountain homeland as Shaconage (shah-CON-uh-gee), or land of the blue smoke. European settlers borrowed the concept and came up with the Great Smoky Mountains and the Blue Ridge Mountains. Today, you’ll find several national park units here, including
Actually, it’s none of the above. All those trees, bushes, flowers, ferns, and other plants have to breathe, just like us. But unlike us, where we exhale carbon dioxide laden air, the vegetation exhales something called volatile organic compounds. Yikes! That sounds like pretty nasty stuff, and some VOCs like paint fumes and petroleum distillates really are bad for us and can often be flammable as well. But plants can also give off natural VOCs — not nearly as bad for us as dry cleaning products or aerosol fumes.
To get technical on you, Volatile Organic Compounds are defined as organic chemicals that have a high vapor pressure and easily form vapors at normal temperature and pressure. You know that great pine smell that permeated your living room when you hauled in the freshly cut Christmas tree last month? Those are VOCs you’re smelling. Rub those pine needles in your hand or just bring the tree into a warmer house and the smell gets even stronger because by doing so, you’ve helped release them into the air.
This week, as I was reviewing all my fotos from 2007, I rediscovered something from my summer trip to England’s Yorkshire Dales National Park that really impressed me. It was very subtle — something that perhaps some folks might not notice, but I thought it was an ingenious technique to teach people about what they were seeing in the Aysgarth Falls area of the park.
watching for birds, practicing your yoga, or taking lots of fotos, you eventually gotta leave, right? As you’re walking back up those stairs, perhaps you look down as you ascend toward the main trail, carefully watching your step.
Now most people might just shrug and keep on climbing. But I thought this was a really smart way to educate the public on what they had just seen. Four simple words explained it all. The harder limestone did a better job of resisting erosion from the river while the softer shale did not, which explains the stair-step effect the river had on these alternating rock layers and the resulting waterfalls.


Winter Adventure – Heritage Outbound is scheduled for February 16, 2008. Come experience and explore winter life at 

that two years ago and she still remembered it. So, looking at the NPS national map that leaves us with eastern or western Nebraska if we don’t want to traverse the entire state on this trip. So, we’ll probably fly into Denver for a chance to see Rocky Mountain Nat’l Park, then up into southeastern Wyoming to see Fort Laramie, then into western Nebraska to see Scotts Bluff Nat’l Monument and Agate Fossil Beds Nat’l Monument. Looks like we’ll be learning about the westward migration of the 19th century with some geology, ecology, and paleonotology thrown in for good measure.